YAHTZEE ON FIRST ROLL ◆ KENO HOT FOR 11 STRAIGHT ◆ SHOT 102 AT PEBBLE (CONSERVATIVE EST.) ◆ SILVER FOX INDEX UP 38% YoY ◆ CALIFORNIA CRUISE LEVEL — MAXIMUM ◆ PROP BET PARLAY HIT AT 1,247-1 ◆ NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN HIM MISS A KENO NUMBER ◆ YAHTZEE ON FIRST ROLL ◆ KENO HOT FOR 11 STRAIGHT ◆ SHOT 102 AT PEBBLE (CONSERVATIVE EST.) ◆ SILVER FOX INDEX UP 38% YoY ◆ CALIFORNIA CRUISE LEVEL — MAXIMUM ◆ PROP BET PARLAY HIT AT 1,247-1 ◆ NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN HIM MISS A KENO NUMBER ◆
A LIVING TRIBUTE / VOLUME ONE OF MANY

The Legend of
Will Candee.

Silver fox. Caveman Keno savant. Prop bet oracle. Possibly the worst golfer at any course with a name worth knowing. Beloved anyway.

SUBJECT
William Candee
LOCATION
Somewhere in California
DISCIPLINE
Variance, professionally
HANDICAP
Classified
SCROLL THE LEGEND
CERTIFIED BY THE BACK OF SOMEONE'S NAPKIN
87%
CAREER YAHTZEE WIN RATE / EST.
The standard probability of rolling a Yahtzee on the first throw is 1 in 1,296. Will rolls one before he sits down. We've stopped asking how.
SOURCE: VIBES, KITCHEN TABLE, MULTIPLE WITNESSES
VOL. I / ORIGIN STORY

A man, a mystery, and an uncanny relationship with small odds.

Most people meet probability head on and lose. Will treats it like a friend who owes him money. He always collects.

Friends call him Will. Bookies call him the reason they updated their internal dashboards. He calls it "just having a feeling about it." There is no model. There is only Will.

"I don't know what he sees, but he sees it before it happens. And when he picks it, he's right almost every single time." — Erik Allison, lifelong witness
Will Will Will
OFFICIAL PORTRAIT
FILE NO. 002 / THE LOOK

Built like a silver fox.
Behaves like one too.

The hair did not happen overnight. It was earned, one outrageous prop hit and one charming smile at a time. The pitch is built in.

A+
CERTIFIED ELITE

Things Will is annoyingly good at.

01 Yahtzee, but it's almost rude.
02 Caveman Keno, somehow.
03 Picking the obscure prop nobody else saw.
04 Showing up looking like a stock photo.
05 Being the guy you call first.
06 Talking his way onto any tee time.
D-
DEEPLY HUMBLING

Things Will is, frankly, not good at.

01 Actually playing golf.
02 Keeping his own score honestly.
03 Choosing the correct club.
04 Pretending the last shot was on purpose.
05 Going home on time.
06 Losing at literally anything else.
DEPT. OF CASINO MYSTERIES / EXHIBIT A

Caveman Keno
and the man who broke it.

The math says Caveman Keno is bad for you. Will treats it like a casual conversation with the universe. The universe keeps replying in his favor.

11 CONSECUTIVE SESSIONS / NO LOSING NIGHT
CANDEE LEDGER / SELECTED ENTRIES

A partial history of impossible props that Will, somehow, just knew.

01
Backup tight end over 24.5 receiving yards in a divisional game played in a hurricane.
PRIMETIME / WEEK 12
+340
HIT
02
Player nobody had heard of to score first basket off the bench.
NBA / TUESDAY NIGHT
+1100
HIT
03
Backup pitcher's strikeout total over by a half, in extras.
MLB / EXTRA INNINGS
+225
HIT
04
Anytime scorer on a hat trick for a player who'd scored twice all season.
NHL / RANDOM TUESDAY
+2800
HIT
05
Six-leg parlay built entirely on "I just have a feeling".
SATURDAY SLATE
+12,470
HIT
06
Margin of victory plus exact final score, called in the parking lot.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
+4500
HIT
07
Random kicker missing the first field goal, off the upright, left side.
SUNDAY EARLY GAME
+1900
HIT
SEGMENT 003 / WEST COAST OPERATIONS

Always cruising. Always Cali.

Will doesn't drive places. He arrives at them, somehow already comfortable, sunglasses on, calm energy intact.

Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will Will
PUBLIC RECORDS / GALLERY ONE

The unverified trophy room.

No medals were ever issued. No leagues recognized the achievements. The legend persists anyway, in photographs and friend group lore.

Will
"He called it before the dice left his hand."
EXHIBIT A / YAHTZEE INCIDENT
Will
Allegedly mid-hot streak.
EXHIBIT B / WITNESS UNAVAILABLE
Will
Just standing there. Still winning.
EXHIBIT C / EFFORTLESS
Will
Resting prop face.
EXHIBIT D / NEUTRAL READING
Will
Silver fox, certified.
EXHIBIT E / EXECUTIVE ENERGY
DEPT. OF GOLF / FIELD NOTES

The official Candee scorecard.

Will loves golf. Golf loves Will from a polite distance. The two have a working understanding that involves a lot of provisional balls and zero shame.
HOLE
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
OUT
Par
4
4
3
5
4
4
3
5
4
36
Will
7
9
6
11
8
7
6
10
8
72*

*Front nine only. Back nine numbers redacted to protect his self esteem. The asterisk is doing a lot of work.

CANDEE INDEX / SELECTED METRICS

Will, by the numbers.

PROP BET HIT RATE
71%
Industry sharps live at 54%. Will is rude.
AVG. GOLF SCORE / 18 HOLES
118ish
Generous, given the foot wedges and the lost balls.
SILVER FOX FACTOR
100%
Naturally occurring. Cannot be replicated in a lab.
FINAL PAGE / FOR THE RECORD

Long live Will Candee.

Bad at golf. Great at almost everything else. The kind of friend you'd want to be in the foxhole with, mostly because he'd already have called the score.

SIGNED, ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US
Erik Allison